Monday, July 10, 2006

WARNING!

Eric Gagne is a fat Canadian liar. Do not believe him when he says he's healthy. For instance, if he were to say that he is not morbidly overweight and not likely to die of a heart attack tommorow, well, guess what you can count on.

-Players I could have drafted instead of Gagne:
BJ Ryan
Glaus
Giambi (Jason, not Jeremy)
Griffey Jr
Nomar
Jenks
Chris Ray

Fantastic.

2 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Eat me, Republican! Eh! If your country had proper medical care, like we have in Canada, my recovery would have been more effective, eh!
-Eric

3:59 PM, July 10, 2006  
Blogger JJP said...

No, you'd still be waiting for the knee surgery you had 4 years ago. Eh?

4:50 PM, July 10, 2006  

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