Pink Bat Power
Joe Mauer:
Before Pink Bat/Helmet/Nikes Photo:
30 Games, 14 Runs, 1 HR, 14 RBI, .305 BA, .777 OPS
After Pink Bat/Helmet/Nikes Photo:
26 Games, 20 Runs, 4 HR, 18 RBI, .467 BA, 1.198 OPS
The Zesty Enterprise owner Jeff Fine is willing to create a photo placing any player in pink attire/equipment for a nominal fee (a 4th to 6th round draft pick, depending on the time required to doctor the photo). Send all inquiries to prettyinpink@zesty.com.
Before Pink Bat/Helmet/Nikes Photo:
30 Games, 14 Runs, 1 HR, 14 RBI, .305 BA, .777 OPS
After Pink Bat/Helmet/Nikes Photo:
26 Games, 20 Runs, 4 HR, 18 RBI, .467 BA, 1.198 OPS
The Zesty Enterprise owner Jeff Fine is willing to create a photo placing any player in pink attire/equipment for a nominal fee (a 4th to 6th round draft pick, depending on the time required to doctor the photo). Send all inquiries to prettyinpink@zesty.com.
posted by Jeff Fine | 6:19 PM
2 Comments:
Does your magic only work for baseball? What would happen if you did a picture of me in pink? More publications? Better luck with the ladies?
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