Recipe for Hilarity

Los Angeles - Associated Press

Ingredients:
1 cup of 4th place in the standings
2/3 cup of ERA that is third worst in the league
1 cup of WHIP that is tied for worst in the league
1 generous handful of affection for the Milwaukee Brewers
2 heaping cups of complete insanity

Directions:
Start by mixing hideous ERA and WHIP in a large ceramic bowl. Gently fold in the disappointing 4th place position, being careful not to overstir. Finely chop Brewers affection, and add to the mixture while whisking at a brisk pace. Right before pouring mixture into baking tin, close your eyes and add in the complete insanity.

Baking Instructions:
Bake at 450 degrees, for 35-40 minutes (until fork can be inserted and removed cleanly).

Recipe makes 6 servings of Batshit Crazy Kolb Closer Cake. Serve with tall glass of milk and a barf bag.