Fantasy Bling! Bling!™

Failing to impress the women or get respect in the workplace? Forget all about your failures in the real world by advertising your fantasy success. They might be able to hurt your ego but they will never damage this platinum† ring. Your keepers may only last one season, but the Fantasy Bling!Bling!™ will last a lifetime.††

† One in one hundred rings include twenty percent platinum.
†† Fantasy Bling! Bling™ is not responsible for any discoloration to your fingers that may result from wearing our rings.

A popular item among pederasts too!!