2007 Golden Gibler Award for Roster Futility
Los Angeles - Boston Teabag Party
After a close race over the final four weeks of the season, the Avery vs. Avery duel for the Gibby has come to a dramatic end. Mac Avery and Team Gutterballs has snatched the Golden Gibler Award for Roster Futility away from the lustful arms of wife Kelly and the LL Urban Achievers. With 31 roster moves and 58 points from first place, Maude finished with 1798 Gibby points. The Dude, on the other hand, surged into first place with 1950 points (52 moves and 37.5 out of first in the final standings). Even using the old metric (position X moves), Mac would still have won (8th X 52 = 416 pts; 10th X 31 moves = 310 points).
The 2007 Gibby will shine as a symbol of despair, as it will be wedged in between Mac's two LACBL championship trophies. That is, of course, after he stops taking it to bed to taunt Mrs. Avery.
After a close race over the final four weeks of the season, the Avery vs. Avery duel for the Gibby has come to a dramatic end. Mac Avery and Team Gutterballs has snatched the Golden Gibler Award for Roster Futility away from the lustful arms of wife Kelly and the LL Urban Achievers. With 31 roster moves and 58 points from first place, Maude finished with 1798 Gibby points. The Dude, on the other hand, surged into first place with 1950 points (52 moves and 37.5 out of first in the final standings). Even using the old metric (position X moves), Mac would still have won (8th X 52 = 416 pts; 10th X 31 moves = 310 points).
The 2007 Gibby will shine as a symbol of despair, as it will be wedged in between Mac's two LACBL championship trophies. That is, of course, after he stops taking it to bed to taunt Mrs. Avery.
posted by Jeff Fine | 7:09 PM
1 Comments:
This is what I get for trying my best to catch Marc and then keep Rich at bay. Kelly, on the other hand, pretty much quit about a month ago, giving up any hope of 9th place. So, I am happy to accept this Golden Gi*@#er Award that I see as a badge of effort, not unlike the effort it took me to win two championships, one of which was won with more than 100 roster moves.
Mac
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