Change Has Come to the Bowling League

After five long years of the Hutchison administration, change has finally come to Los Angeles. The office of commissioner of the Bowling League has seen a relatively peaceful and nearly bloodless transition of power from Marc Hutchison to Mac Avery. With the Jackie Treehorns in now in control of the league, owners are still in the process of judging the quality of their new leader.

Los Angeles was forced into a period of uncertainty last fall when longtime czar Hutchison announced that he would not seek nor would he accept the league's nomination for another term as commissioner. Despite what his team name would lead one to believe, the Ass Clown administration was marked by numerous accomplishments. His reign saw a successful move from CNNSI to Yahoo, the banishment of deadbeat owners Jorge Figeroa, Mandi Bates, and Tae-Hyung Kim, the addition of Cyrus and Adam as quality owners, and the shift from a yearly league to a keeper league. The league has seen the tremendous highs of championships won, and the lows of trades too hideous to revisit. At the time of his shocking announcement, it was unclear who would fill this mammoth void.

Fortunately (perhaps) for the league, owner Mac Avery has a long history of "filling mammoth voids." A renowned "chubby chaser," Mac inserted his meager presence into the cavernous opening and thrust the league ahead. The league is flushed with excitement and has swelled with eagerness to see how firmly Avery will grip this enticing opportunity as he plunges forward (and back, forward and back).

Clearly, change has come to the Bowling League. History will judge whether this will be a positive change or more of the same.