The Bowling League

Sunday, September 10, 2006

Gibby Award Runaway

Associated Press - Los Angeles

The race for the Golden Gibler Award for Roster Futility has been over for quite some time. The display case purchased by Adam Butz will house the Gibby until 2007. The Rule of the Wrist presented by MasterCard accomplished a rare Triple Crown in Roster Futiliy:

1) The 2nd most roster moves, coupled with the lowest number of points

2) Finishing in last place, coupled with having traded AWAY his top two draft picks in 2007 (rather than trying to pick up draft picks, as he "rebuilds")

3) Participating in a fury of trades that leaves his keeper situation more tenuous than it started
- Potential keepers drafted or owned by RotW at one point, but no longer: Ortiz, Teixeira, Fielder, Andruw Jones, Nomar, Swisher, Glaus, Carpenter, Nathan, Burnett, Zumaya,
- Current potential keepers: Beltran, Ichiro, Giambi, H. Ramirez, Rios, Halladay, Willis, KRod, Schilling

PRICELESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sunday, September 03, 2006

Phillies Kill Braves 16-4


It was a dark and dreary night...



A killer rattail was among us



Processed meat was consumed by all.


Zesty was feeling zesty. Maud was feeling, well, maud i guess.


And we made fun of fat people.